You know that you have hit the bottom when...

1) you start to enjoy the taste of Our Family cola products because you are to broke to by real coke
2) double fistin' it no longer means a mixed drink and a beer but now is a 24oz coffee and an Our Family Cola product
3) you procrastinate by looking at peoples blogs whom you don't even know
4) you get mad at your friends for not updating their blogs or facebooks so that you have something to read
5) you have so much to do that you don't even want to start it cause you don't know where to start.
6) you try to make new sounds with your mouth and when you find one, you try to make up songs using the new sound and then laugh at yourself hysterically and then try to call everyone you know to make them listen to the new sound but no one answers and you are sad.
7) you think of really funny gifts to get the special person in your life and then ponder the reaction you will receive upon giving said gift, then decide it would be a bad idea and start over again
8) you have texted everyone you know.
9) you have checked every email account you have 4 times in the last hour.
10) you have researched how you should get your haircut next
11) you ponder the basic food groups and wonder if it is really necessary to eat something in all of them.
12) you want to do the dishes.
13) you have brushed your pet and cleaned her box, and given her fresh food and water, and wonder what else she may want because she is still screaming at you about something.
14) you have wondered for the last half hour why your phone hasn't rang yet.
15) you have thought about every song you sing for karaoke, downloaded them and practiced.
16) researched alternate routes home in case of snow, ice, or any other weather inconvenience.
17) you have planned your Christmas outfit already.
18) you have planned your New Year's party outfit already.
19) you went to the gas station in your slippers because you forgot you weren't wearing shoes.
20) you decide to take another shower ( your 4th for the day).

So this is what I have been doing tonight.
1) all of the above.
2) watched a ton of reality T.V.
3) thinking about Christmas/new years/ being home
4) getting mad at myself for not getting anything done.
5) drinking coffee, eating chocolate, drinking Our Family Cola products, eating tacos, wondering what I should be doing and where should I start.

so now, I think that I am going to go and watch a movie for my gender project and then go to bed. Hopefully get up early and get a good start on stuff.
g'night y'all.