Things that I should NOT have done today...

Overslept.
Contemplated stealing a bike.
Flirted with a student.
Worn pretty shoes.
Worn pretty shoes cause I knew that I would have to walk 18 blocks to my car.
Called my mom.
Called my mom because she told me how much my cell phone bill for last month was.
Figured my budget.
Had 3 Dr. Pepper's in 4 hours.
Called my student a bastard because he did not write his name on the board.
Laughed at one of the answers on my students midterms.
Laughed at a grade on one my students midterm.
Forgotten my evals.
Forgotten to print my homework at school so I didn't have to waste my ink at home.
Contemplated pushing a child off of their rollerblades to see if they would cry.
Contemplated rolling around in the leaves outside of Armstrong Hall.
Thought about pushing the ugly loud girl in the fountain.
Said, "stop it, or I will kick you in the face!" to my boss.

Thats it for now. I am sure there will be more later, it is only 7:00.